Emma, 16
Never late to the turn up function
Usually pretty gay

lucithor:

davidisbeyonce:

jesuschristvevo:

imagine avril lavigne as a mom

“hey hey you you i dont like your boyfriend”

“but mom!”

“no way no way youre never gonna see him”

“MOM”

“HEY HEY YOU YOU YOURE FUCKING GROUNDED”

I can just see it. A few years from now, she’s sitting at home and feeding her baby - all alone. Looking for some brief respite, she turns on the TV. And guess who she sees? Sk8er Boi, rockin’ up MTV.

(via a-mess-of-fandoms)

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dogapult:

svvitzerland:

people talking about their sexual experiences and u r in the corner likeimage

i reblogged this post and ten minutes later my boyfriend texted me with this

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(Source: toyota, via spidiggityman)

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duchesscloverly:

So ends my argument on why I think Mycroft would refer to Greg as “Gregory”

(via arbitraryjoy)

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amberisntacrayon:

I was at the mall today and overheard this dude talking to two lesbian chicks. I hear him ask, “So which one of you is the guy in your relationship?” And the one girl looks into her pants and says, “It’s not me. How bout you? Are you hiding a dick in there?” Then her girlfriend looks in her pants and says, “Nope, I’m not.” Then the first chick looks at the dude and says, “Hmmm, guess that’s why we are lesbians.” And then I lost my shit.

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texasassy:

what you say: tru

what I hear: True Jackson VP was filmed in front of a live studio audience

(via winchesters-inthe-tardis)

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Tired of your shit luigi

(Source: wineforthree, via arbitraryjoy)

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astrongerdose:

do you ever just hear a certain lyric and your throat feels like it’s closing up bc it hits you that hard

(Source: avoidthoseeyes, via arbitraryjoy)

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theroself:

sosa-parks:

Nothing more awkward than putting a dish in while ya mom washing dishes

the way she looks you in the eye as you slide it past her arm

the guilt as you quietly look away

(via casgasmic)

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