Emma, 16

Pretty hoopy frood

A lady that likes ladies

sleeve:

late night breakdowns are my speciality

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5 hours ago

lindsaylohoean:

me when i know a person is adding stuff that didn’t happen into a story just so they look cooler in front of a group of people

image

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5 hours ago

Shit man
My cousin just got “swatted” because he wouldn’t give some kids access to his minecraft server
40 police and a swat team busted down his front door because someone had called 911 as him saying he shot his mother and was going to kill himself
HE WAS PLAYING VIDEO GAMES WITH HIS LITTLE BROTHER AND THE FUCKIN SWAT TEAM SURROUNDED THEM
See guys this is why cyberbullying is such a big issue. He’s gotten threats before and someone like sent a pizza to their house
But like
Shit man
My uncle thought my aunt was dead for half an hour
My cousins and their friend must have been shitting their pants
And this is all because some trolls couldn’t deal with not being able to go on his server
What
The
Fuck

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5 hours ago
punpun-kirakira:


patrickat:

nihilisticc:

So my parents just found out about my fourteen year old brother smoking weed because they found this on his window ledge. So in the middle of a huge lecture my dad decides to open the Baggie and smell it to see how strong it is. He immediately starts crying with laughter. THIS NIGGA HAS BEEN BUYING AND SMOKING FUCKING OREGANO. FUCKIN ITALIAN HERBS. SON. I CAN’T. I CANNOT. I CAN’T DO THIS.

This isn’t funny. That’s the gateway drug to a full blown marinara addiction. It’s good this was caught before this kid started hanging out at Olive Garden and sucking on every breadstick he can find to score another hit.

IT GOT BETTER.

punpun-kirakira:

patrickat:

nihilisticc:

So my parents just found out about my fourteen year old brother smoking weed because they found this on his window ledge. So in the middle of a huge lecture my dad decides to open the Baggie and smell it to see how strong it is. He immediately starts crying with laughter. THIS NIGGA HAS BEEN BUYING AND SMOKING FUCKING OREGANO. FUCKIN ITALIAN HERBS. SON. I CAN’T. I CANNOT. I CAN’T DO THIS.

This isn’t funny. That’s the gateway drug to a full blown marinara addiction. It’s good this was caught before this kid started hanging out at Olive Garden and sucking on every breadstick he can find to score another hit.

IT GOT BETTER.

(via phoebusapolllo)

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12 hours ago
whreflections:

poochcrew:

My friend’s dog had 14 puppies. This is how they’re kept out of trouble while she cleans the house.

IT’S A BATHTUB FULL OF LABS GIVE IT TO ME NOW

whreflections:

poochcrew:

My friend’s dog had 14 puppies. This is how they’re kept out of trouble while she cleans the house.

IT’S A BATHTUB FULL OF LABS GIVE IT TO ME NOW

(via tardis-mind-palace)

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12 hours ago
romeyooo:

well one of us is going to have to change

romeyooo:

well one of us is going to have to change

(Source: ikna, via pizza)

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12 hours ago

lameborghini:

ive been annoyed ever since i was born

(via pizza)

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14 hours ago

what-the-hells-going-on:

amroyounes:

Lies we tell our kids.  Found this from the postsecret blog.

THEYRE ALL CUTE AND FUNNY UNTIL YOU GET TO THE LAST ONE AND THEN YOU ARE ASSAULTED BY FEELINGS

(via solversongrimly)

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15 hours ago

theonlyrealoneinthisroom:

I’m home alone
guess what that means
my own personal production of rent

(via sarcastic-jazzhands)

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16 hours ago
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