imagine avril lavigne as a mom
“hey hey you you i dont like your boyfriend”
“no way no way youre never gonna see him”
“HEY HEY YOU YOU YOURE FUCKING GROUNDED”
I can just see it. A few years from now, she’s sitting at home and feeding her baby - all alone. Looking for some brief respite, she turns on the TV. And guess who she sees? Sk8er Boi, rockin’ up MTV.
I was at the mall today and overheard this dude talking to two lesbian chicks. I hear him ask, “So which one of you is the guy in your relationship?” And the one girl looks into her pants and says, “It’s not me. How bout you? Are you hiding a dick in there?” Then her girlfriend looks in her pants and says, “Nope, I’m not.” Then the first chick looks at the dude and says, “Hmmm, guess that’s why we are lesbians.” And then I lost my shit.