Emma, 16
Never late to the turn up function
Usually pretty gay

Shit my teeth look yellow af today
Good thing the Easter bunny got me… whitening strips?
Aight.

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Yo I did my nails yesterday

Yo I did my nails yesterday

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iamtheredheadedleague:

glenbulb:

Idris Elba eating a piece of chocolate.

dude

Idris Elba makes literally everything look really cool and it makes me cross

(Source: stevemcqueened, via superdoctorstarkidpotterlock)

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roselastrider:

>gettin hot and heavy w/ a girl

>she then tells me to talk dirty

>tell her that 10% of the world’s carbon dioxide emissions are stored in dirt

>she’s still turned on and now she knows a little more about mother earth

>copulate and educate

(via klondike-bar-girl)

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I almost lost it at the Disney Store today.

instamatical:

Why? I watched a father very firmly tell his little boy “No, you can’t have that Rapunzel dress.” The boy was near tears until his dad continued, “That one’s way too small. Let’s find your size.”

Eventually, the little boy decided against the dress and, with his dad’s blessing, picked out a tiara instead, because “it’s better for everyday.”

Parenting: this guy’s doing it right. 

(via superdoctorstarkidpotterlock)

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So I was watching orphan black with my mom and she was like “why do all these people look the same to me”

Oh hon

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falloutmeows:

(◡‿◡✿) be careful making wishes in the
(☉‿☉✿)DARK DARK

falloutmeows:

(◡‿◡✿) be careful making wishes in the

(☉‿☉✿)DARK DARK

(via casgasmic)

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moriarty:

WHY AM I LAUGHING SO HARD I AM NOT A CHILD ANYMORE

moriarty:

WHY AM I LAUGHING SO HARD I AM NOT A CHILD ANYMORE

(Source: joiya, via the-impala-in-the-time-vortex)

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notmydate:

Moffat also revealed that Martin changes the scripts quite regularly because he will often say ‘oh I’ll just do all that with a look’.
[X]

notmydate:

Moffat also revealed that Martin changes the scripts quite regularly because he will often say ‘oh I’ll just do all that with a look’.

[X]

(via clarabosswald)

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joshhutchercat:

my heart says yes but my mom says no

(via jesuschristvevo)

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19 hours ago

My being a fat woman does not mean:

whatistrueforme:

  • I am desperate.
  • That it takes less on your part to be romantic. 
  • That I will jump into bed with you because you “pity” me.
  • That I have to be attracted to you if you are attracted to me.

(via killdakota)

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chemicalpoisons:

dumplingdean:

on a scale from 1-100 (100 being hell yea, hell yea, fucking right, all right) how hot do you think the sex would be between cain!dean and godstiel?

image

(via the-impala-in-the-time-vortex)

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